Quotations about men and women

"When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." - Elayne Boosler

I agree this quotations means. My girl frend and me always call for her or me when we have feel down in the dump. And then we are go shopping, buy some clothes and shoes. In addition, we eat very delicious food and too sweet food in expensive resturant. It is too expensive but it makes feel better. So, I suggest if you feel a depressed, you should go shopping!

Woodcutter and tiger

Once upon time when the woodcutter was chopping a tree, a fierce tiger appeared.He had a bright idea and said the tiger was anyone but his long lost brother who turned into a tiger after going into the forest and never coming home.The tiger felt sad not knowing he was taken in and said that he didn't want to show the mother his fiercesome looks.He just told the woodcutter to take good care of his mother and let him go.Afterwards,the tiger brought wild boars and rabbits to the woodcutter's hut. The woodcutter and his mother could live happily ever after.One day, the mother passed away.The woodcutter was so sad and found the tiger also dying beside his mother tomb.The tiger said that there was no reason for him to live in this world anymore since his mother has died.The tearful woodcutter buried the tiger by his mother.The woodcutter learned something great from the tiger.

Dear Mrs Web,
My girlfriend’s birthday is coming up and I don’t know what to give her. I want her to never forget the evening. Do you have any ideas?

I think,Young women want specially remember for example, you prepare surprise party alone. And then, she invited for party with her's friends.A woman want attention with people. I think,my suggestion make a great birthday party. Don't forget! You should make special party for she.

I would buy Black Berry phone!

Most people want a iphone but I prefer to want a blackberry phone. It has a 3G network, a 3.2 MP camera and enhanced multimedia features. Also you can have access to the internet. The screen is big and you can mix lenguajes. In addtion, I think Blackberry phone is one of the best design in the world. I really want to buy a Blackberry but I've already got cell phone. Next year , Certainly I Will buy a Blackberry phone!

Mango and Pikpik

When I was in Korea, I had two pets. One of those is a dog and his name is Mango. The other one is a cat and her name is Pikpik. They have been growing together since they were babies. They have a interesting story. They used to love each other. Often when I leave the house, Pikpik passed food from table to Mango. When we went to a walk Mango protected Pikpik from other dogs. When they became adult pets, they seem that they really love each other. I remember one day. I saw that Mango and Pikpik were having a love time. After the day I kept trying to stop them doing it. However it only made them want each other more and more. So I finally decided to understand them. When they want to love each other, I leave them alone in a room. When I go into the room a day after they have a love time, Mango always breathes hard and Pikpik is lay down and there are so much hairs in the room. It is a lie that dogs and cats hate each other! And this is a true story!

Mango and Pikpik

When I was in Korea, I had two pets. One of those is a dog and his name is Mango. The other one is a cat and her name is Pikpik. They have been growing together since they were babies. They have a interesting story. They used to love each other. Often when I leave the house, Pikpik passed food from table to Mango. When we went to a walk Mango protected Pikpik from other dogs. When they became adult pets, they seem that they really love each other. I remember one day. I saw that Mango and Pikpik were having a love time. After the day I kept trying to stop them doing it. However it only made them want each other more and more. So I finally decided to understand them. When they want to love each other, I leave them alone in a room. When I go into the room a day after they have a love time, Mango always breathes hard and Pikpik is lay down and there are so much hairs in the room. It is a lie that dogs and cats hate each other! And this is a true story!

IF I WIN A PRIZE LOTTERY WINNER OF BILLION..

First of all quietly will leave a luxury travel with family. Only dream will leave the round the world trip which tries to draw. And will buy the building in the somewhere. The building it gives a tax. After I'll leave the world for few years, and when I calms down, I'll visit my friends. I'll give 500thousand to my good friend so we could happiness! But money appears and vanishes like a wind so I will improve my abilities.Finally, I build a shopping mall! ha ha ha